Welcome to The Hot Take Vault — the sassiest corner of the internet for brutally honest, pop-off reviews. I’m Sophia Isabel, your go-to screen queen with zero chill and a highlighter-bright opinion on every movie or show. If it slays, I’ll scream it. If it flops, I’ll roast it. This is where fake fans cry, overhyped blockbusters crumble, and underrated gems get their flowers. You’ve been warned, darling.